Allow me to explain the difference.

Oh bullshit.

It's a fucking Carrera GTS with stripes and a little plaque on the dash. Jesus.

You want to build a brand for Maybach, build this. Perhaps without the extra rear axle, but maybe with it. I'm sure the Red Skull won't complain.

umm?

Yup, all my VW buddies tell me, if it doesn't have a check engine light on something is wrong...

I love manuals, but VW's "slushbox" will shift faster than what is humanly capable with a manual. Just sayin'.

Daddy?

"And here we have the 2015 Passat, uh... I mean Jetta? [pause] Well, so, anyway it's a new Volkswagen...and, hey, who remembers that great Darth Vader commercial, huh? Right?"

This is what I see.

I agree! Every comparo should be against a 2009 Buick LaCrosse!

Congrats on your first post. You should pick up a chair and stay awhile. I like rants like this. I read them in a Seinfeldian type monologue in my head.

I am seriously sick...absolutely SICK of comparing EVERYTHING under the sun with the f*cking Porsche 911.... Why is everything that is remotely sporty a "911 fighter". I am just absolutely sick. Been lurking here for ages, and this is the first time I actually post.

A specially designed box to carry him around? Boy! Robert MEOWNY Jr. sure is full of himself!


That was awful and I'll show myself out. I do apologize.

I wish they could put a 3 speed auto.. lol.. However, a great DSG would be awesome..

My family owns one of these things. Wife absolutely loves it, while I have very mixed emotions.

You need to put an NSFW tag for these pictures.

Not now honey, Mommy is getting busy with the pool boy in the van!

DO IT. KILL ME, I'M HERE!

Mandatory government requirement in 3... 2... 1....