He's just building his Brandt.

Penn state fans very concerned about protecting children, suddenly.

You can tell he identifies really strongly with his team, because he also doesn't have a point.

How can you tell if a person is an ultramarathoner?

Gee I wonder what's this thing do?

Her use of sarcasm doesn't mean that she wasn't trying to make the point that I ascribe to her post.

Touche, but women are objectively the primary consumer of shoes, and men are objectively the primary consumer of spectator sports. Should there not be room for marketers to target the demographic that gives them most of their support?

"Fortunately for the men who are dating or married to women with whom they have little in common or who have no empathy for their husband's interest level in sports..."

You say "sad." I say "Rangers Fan."

At least he, by crossing the street, was able to gain ten yards.

That took a long time for a little laugh.

lol, Pokemon.

And your niece is now spreading her legs all over town, right? Because that one commercial for a completely legitimate medical condition turned her into a sex crazed floozy? Oh, wait, it didn't. She likes the commercial because it has a horse in it, and probably has no clue as to what Cialis actually is or what it…

Who's next to join the Kiss My Ass club?

*YAWN*

Thank you. I thought no way did he base the title of this review on a misheard word. But I think he did.

My dad's a doctor, and when we were kids, we were on a 3 hour flight and they made that call. He got up and went to the front, and he ended up having to sit next to a dead person for over an hour.

Yale sweaters are actually surprisingly hard to come by.

But here's a twist: an affidavit for the search warrant cited cocaine.