That is the sad part...I didn't say it would work in my post..I actually stressed the opposite. First off, Let's GO Devils! Secondly, Marty will have to get 700 somewhere else and that makes me sad. He has stated that he will only go to a playoff contender and there will be plenty of need for a quality backup in…

There are five other players on the team but don't be so salty. It is a goalie statistic, and Marty is the best of all time in that and dozens of other NHL records. Defenses have stats for that too, they are called team wins.

Your assumption that Marty is out of gas shows how little you know about Devils hockey, which is the winningest franchise in the tri-state area in modern years. Marty didn't run out of gas...he's got a more than capable starting goalie behind him and he is stressing for his 700 win, a feat which no goalie will ever…

People can't go out to a bar after a wedding reception?

You must be absolutely terrible to hang out with.

Yeah but you are the only ones with vaginas!

Right?! The least these guys can do is keep him on the roster for a year so he can take advantage of their dental plan.

Tedious?! I can't imagine what complicated RPGs actually do to your brain.

No one cares about Mac dicks.

I feel like people are forgetting that The Daily Show is satire.

Hey bobby what do you think about when you are bumping uglies with a very unattractive customer?

So much TRUTH!

17. Dick shit

Porn rules.

That's because dick jokes are funny.

Spell check does not correct usage...

I cannot comment on this because I do not agree with your lifestyle choice.

"We would laugh [i]except[/i] for the fact that he is not just some high school junior..."

That was terrible.

Well you clearly don't understand much. These athletes are pushed through school and into the Pros because of their athletic talent, not because of their brains. Then they are guaranteed millions and told to keep playing and keep playing. Meanwhile, the NFL has medical evidence that playing football will make you…