Why do Wizards have to pump out new expansions so goddamn quickly? The fact that the new cards nowadays get released so fast is the reason I got fed up playing standard. They need to chill and so we can enjoy the new cards.

Hmm... Could this be a conspiracy where scalpers are to blame? 

If I am not mistaken, there is a trend here. I think the people causing creative differences in the first place are directly responsible for turning the new DC movie’s into hot pretty turd pockets.

I guess all the online casinos will be “patching” in their new A.I. code next year.

Five Guys.
Two Cups.
.........
Five Guys Gives Two Cups.


My apologies, I had to.

Baldur’s Gate.

And we shall pray for this Schizo-Affective pastor. May he find the medication he so desperately needs.

What about some retail workers?

FINALLY a decent month. Sony, please keep this momentum up!

Could human’s do this instead of sending all those cups to landfills?

“Sitting there explaining it to bunch of game developer’s was a hard thing for me to do.” - Kanye West

I have a feeling Hulu is going to win the streaming wars since the 1% love the fact they support ads.

I would personally love to see Tuppence Middleton. I think she can appeal to a much wider demographic of females.

When I was a kid, my school cafetera used to make these unbelievably dry blueberry muffins. They were doughy and probably contained little or no fat. The only way I made them go down easier was with this. I am convinced this can make anything more editable. In essence, Ketchup is food lube.

Forgive him. The cosmic radiation clearly had gotten to him due to that time in the 70’s when he was frolicking in a silly white suit on a rock with no tangible atmosphere. Of course this has nothing to do with LSD. What are these aliens he speaks of? This pizza or my fridge?!

As you can see there was clearly a Pepsi can on the lunar module! So it must have been made in a Hollywood studio with Stanley Kubrick as the director right? My friends from the shooting range say that the Nazi have been there first and they made flying saucers and such. And my grandpa is a more reliable news source…

This comes as no surprise that no one is buying vegetables. They are just overpriced dying plants. We live in a country where buying a McDonald’s cheeseburger is cheaper than buying three apples. With an addition to wage growth practically being frozen solid, people rather just buy a cheeseburger or three.

Even though I did not particularly like it, I found the segment about Mario Maker to be greatly interesting. Nintendo should look into making an in depth doc on the “Making Of Super Mario Bros”

Then you must have a sad life to resort to trolling my child. *HUGS*

I will probably stick a Furby in there. Why?

A. Because it would force the future to think about our culture.
B. It will probably still be functional. Even after the impending apocalypse.
C. Hilarity assures.