omg I love this. That thug Christie is an embarrassment to NJ. I did not vote for him.

YOU'VE GOT NICE TITS FOR AN OLD LADY.

This might just be the funniest thing I've ever read on Jezebel. I am simultaneously laugh-crying and I peed my pants a little. Brava, hearty rental faire wench. Brava. PS I'd hit that Scotch Egg so hard. And cheesecake on a stick makes a world of sense to me.

omg I love Sinead so much. I will read the shit out of her memoir. I was.so thrilled to see her quite a few years ago, when she came out of one of her retirements. Would see her again in a minute but tix were so pricey! To me she is a singular talent. Thanks a million for playing this.

I'm reading Beautiful Ruins by Jess Walter, on the recommendation of Jesse Kornbluth at headButler.com — he hasn't steered me wrong yet. Several friends liked it too. Am also listening to The Divine Comedy on audio — I'm determined to get through it, and the beautiful poetry lends itself to reading aloud. Thanks for…

Wow I teared up hearing this. Her voice just gets to me, even in its current, somewhat diminished state. I've never seen her live and I.kinda want to keep it that way and to remember her sound at its best. She is forever Queen. And points for still stepping out in elaborate, unflattering gowns, giving no fucks along…

If loving this is wrong, I don't wanna be right. I want to live in this ad. Cats + EDM + ad jingles = win.

Great perspective. I'm winding down a 20 year cohabiting relationship right now. we have a house and pets together. Still working out how it's all going to be divided. We had put the mortgage in my name, so I'm ultimately on the hook for it, although we are on the deed together. I'm at the point where I'd like to be…

I do A LOT of squats, deadlifts, ballet bar exercises, etc to fight grsvity and get a good.booty. not just for his eyes but so clothes look good too and my strength shows. But I think it's a matter of.how you own whatever you've got, and work the shell out of it. I work hard for this ass! Especially since I'm kind of…

Their reaction was priceless! Loved it. They are the only 2 people on TV who look like they're having fun, ever. Movie looks like eye candy and it's my kinda sex, but man the book was bad ... it hurt my intellect to read that writing, definitely felt I lost a few brain cells. I'll wait for the netflix version, thank…

And how is this degrading? She is in serious control of her image. That is not the gaze of a woman who is degrading herself. I dig it. I imagine her saying, "You wanna piece of me? Just try and see how far you get." This is the sexy selfie pose my bf likes the most from me, tiny thong included. I feel powerful when I…

Never saw this version, I am bawling, as I always do with this song. I am with Dan Savage, who once said, and I paraphrase, "everything I learned about life and love I learned from Stephen Sondheim musicals."

yes it's great. I think you're supposed to dilute it a little w/water, but i'm drinking it straight up. And while I love homemade nut milks (see my reply to Tracy's story), only dairy will do for me in coffee.

I agree that commercial alterna-milks are a big ripoff and not that good for you or the planet. Admit I haven't read too far downthread, but has anyone discussed the notion of making your OWN nut milks? It's so totally easy and cheap. OK, it's not gonna get your coffee lightened at the local Starbucks unless you BYO,…

I am a French Press person and I am making "pour over" cold brewed iced coffee in it by simply adding 1.5 oz of coffee to 4 c of water, letting it sit, unplunged, for 6-12 hours, then plunging. DELISH. I learned this via an ad by Bodum, maker, of course, of French presses and trying to get in on the pour over action.…

That's true especially since there will be people there I went to HS with, who would have a completely different old image of me (e.g., homely nerd). And did I mention it's the wedding of a friend's daughter? How am I even that old? I actually have contemporaries with grandchildren.

Thanks for your POV! Still have time to think it through, and shop for another dress. Budget may cause me to wear what I have, but tailor the shit out of it so it fits perfectly.

So true! I still feel like I'm in my mid 20s in my head, although I'm in my early 50s. I am so much more confident now than I was then, although am lacking those full cheeks and thick eyebrows (well I get those w/pencil...). I work really hard on being fit and looking good, and I do think I look better now, and…

Thanks for the affirmation! I hear you on the cleavage part. I also don't want to be too much of the cougar cliche, as I waffle between wanting a hot younger boy toy (which I have, more or less) and an age-appropriate datable new partner-type, which sounds good in theory but have you seen most men my age lately? With…

This is timely for me — I look great in red and have a pretty sexy red cocktail dress that I'm contemplating wearing to an upcoming wedding that I'll be attending solo, as I've ended my very LTR, finally. I want to make it known I'm available, to meet people who could introduce me to people, but I don't want to be…