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Dave was a fan of Green Acres in NewsRadio; Green Acres pops up in at least a couple of episodes (the one where Dave buys Lisa a TV, I think, and one of the sci-fi season enders).

Game shows have restrictive laws about this sort of things, passed after the quiz-show scandals of the ‘50s. If they rigged the game for the contestants, and didn’t admit it, the producers could be liable for criminal prosecution.

They’re still around — my wife just bought me a couple from the local Rite-Aid. I can’t imagine she looked very hard for them. I still pick them up, from time to time.

Breitbart was at war with Ivanka: Oceania had always been at war with Ivanka.

Here’s one that will make Southern heads asplode: Gen. George Thomas, Virginian, who remained with the Union rather than turn traitor; the man who gained the nickname of “Rock of Chickamauga” after his command saved the Union army at that battle; the man who commanded the army that destroyed the Confederate Army of…

While not commenting on your larger points, this game wasn’t going to be replayed if it was postponed. With a doubleheader already scheduled for tomorrow to make up for Friday’s rainout, they couldn’t play today’s game Sunday; since Washington is so far ahead and San Fran so far behind, there’s no real reason to…

Enjoy your round of rabies shots, Lucas.

Well, a couple of months ago, he was holding a pillow over the face of Cairo, Ill. He may still be waiting for the body to stop twitching, I dunno.

Sam Brownback! Nominating a man who is literally — literally! — Sam Brownback is a low, even for the Trump kakistocracy.

It ain’t exactly a picnic for the rest of us either.

Green was personally involved in this illegal smuggling.

Diplomacy is the game you can play with friends only once — because if you agree to play it with those people again, you’re not really friends.

I know! It’s not like there was a glut of power-hitting first basemen on the market for cheap last winter.

If you originally saw the show in syndication — non-prime time reruns — that missed scene may have been cut out for more commercials. (It allows the channel running the syndicated show to make a bit more money.) Streaming, of course, has no reason to cut out those bits.

Of course not. Only American conservative heroes, like Donald Trump and Linda McMahon, can endure a Stone Cold Stunner. A liberal reporter would have been atomized by the move.

I hope he makes the “most persecuted” claim in Israel. Because I’m sure the Israelites will have nothing come to mind immediately to compare that statement to.

“Leaks” is a popular deflecting tactic, I think. I wrote my representative, Bob Goodlatte, politely expressing my concerns about Russian involvement with the Trump administration, and three months later, he (or his office) respond with a page-and-a-half letter mostly about how he’s getting to the bottom of those…

I-64 through West Virginia. Yes, there are mountains with beautiful vistas, but the mountains mainly remind me that you can’t drive in a straight line.

For the last 25 years, the service academies permitted athletes to defer their 2 years of active service...