Red Green's Possum Van. Add a roll of duct tape and the thing has infinite variability.

Just about anything from the days when suicide doors were common.

Indeed. I suppose you could race a gaudy custom chopper, but it would have to be drag racing. I can't imagine it taking turns very well.

Lamborghini

Sounds like they need to get their CNC mills calibrated...

I vote nice price for no other reason than I may be able to part it out and make a profit....

Tires. Steel belts on a wooden wheel worked fine for a horse drawn carriage over dirt, but it would be suicide on paved roads. Also, we probably wouldn't have paved roads if not for the tire.

You could always dismantle it and let it sit in your basement for 20 years. That's what my dad had to do when my older sister was born

Edit. Nevermind. This comment was pointless.

The last Thunderbird. It just ended up looking like a weird amalgam of Chrysler Concorde, goldfish, and Flava Flav's grill.

Too bad we never see the driver's face. I was kinda wondering what a Swede with a mullet looked like.

I rode a greyhound once. It was the second worst experience of my life. The first was having to sit through Titanic 4 times in the theater.

I'm not really sure if there was one specific car since I was fascinated by motorsports for as long as I can remember.

There would be way too many "arrrrs" and not enough "ooooohs" in a pirate orgy

Life goal number 1: Graduate college [√]

to be honest, I didn't listen to the rant itself. but... I probably should even though I don't want to.

I feel like I'd be putting myself out there for personal attacks at this point, but speaking as a member of the TG community... F@$* you Adam Corolla. It's been a stretch throughout your career to call what you do comedy since your jokes are as beige as the car that shares your name. But, like much of the other…

It's unfortunate that we still hear stories about this kind of stuff. Has there ever been a case where the dealer sold a car on ebay for less than they were hoping for, refusing to sell it, and coming out the victor in the situation? and I'm not talking about the car not meeting the Reserve they put on it.

It looks worse in person. Having worked in a Pontiac dealership at the time the Aztec was on the lot, I was subjected to the horror of that color on a daily basis.

the "vomit green" of the Pontiac Aztec