And, I'm receiving reports from an inside source that all of their test vehicles have burst into flame while still on the trailer to the 'ring.

While it's a beautiful car. I can think of better things to spend that kind of scratch on. Like a house with a fully equipped garage.

An american super highway with no speed limits. Even if it's a separate "express lane system" that can only be accessed by vehicles with a special RFID badge that shows that the owner has passed a special driving test to show they can control the vehicle at high speeds.

true. no one says that he couldn't have just bought another car when the old one was paid off without trading it in

hippies trying to save the environment by considering this an impromptu "fuck the clunkers?"

time to start watching the police auctions

Well... It is more environmentally friendly than an oil slick. and easier to clean off the track

That'll never happen. Ford thinks the only performance we're interested in are the gas guzzling muscle cars and trucks

Much like this? [www.youfml.com]

My guess would be either: a pothole, a rock, or a skier shooting a commercial for some sort of new minty gum.

My first thought as well. Thank chemistry class for encouraging me to set things on fire for science

I don't know about you, but I prefer my balls to be blue

you break it. you bought it

I really don't mind that. Building a car up to be "better" than when I bought it is half the fun for me.

And that pothole on Staten Island that destroyed my front bumper is probably still there

as biologists that specialize in one species of... *spins the wheel of life* beetle have proven, there's always going to be one nut out there that thinks something new is freakin awesome.

Carl Sagan was right!

Turns out it was just some noob at Mount Palomar National Observatory that just found the Lens Flare Effect in Photoshop.

"Burgess Incident?" you mean the Cambrian Explosion?