The guy who stole a tank off an army base and rampaged around town until it got stuck on the freeway center barrier.

From what I saw, this seems like the type of thing that would make a fun faux movie trailer. But, for an hour and a half the novelty would wear off rather quick

2000 Celica GT-S with a good suspension set up.

Agreed. Every time I see one of these movies come out, my inner 8 year old cries

I may be out of the loop since I've not paid attention to The Smurfs since the late 80's, but since when the hell was there a scottish smurf?

Any more questions?

I've hit some magnificent roads in North Georgia and Tennessee as well

Remi's real life Mario Kart

Aye.

For some reason, I really want a Dodge Zeo. Someone hit me

It'll probably end up being about 5 grand overpriced, just like Minis

Shopping cart. Because most hardcore punks are unemployed and can't afford a car

Here's to hoping that Tom is one of the first guys killed

why would I buy a batmobile if they don't want me fighting crime with it?

I forced myself to sit through The Blair Witch Project once. I found the characters so irritating that I was just didn't care about them when they died. In fact, I was a bit happy to see them killed since I wouldn't have to listen to their whining anymore.

If you're going to bring up the crazy American conspiracy theorists; they tend to believe that we never went to the moon in the first place. So logically, they would be the first to call this "found footage" out on being BS.

What is it with rich people cars the same color as runny shit after epic buffalo wings?

Because I grew up in Detroit at the hight of his Red Wings career. It was also the first non-automotive athlete that popped into my head besides Tiger Woods

Through the power of celebrity/athlete endorsements! Brendan Shanahan should be available for product shilling now that he's retired

But what will Paul Walker drive in the next ten F&F movies? Please, feds, think of the livelihood of those that rely on such vehicles for their incomes. The prop guys that have to modify 5 of them for each movie. The studio that now has to find some other fanboy car to go after. All the people that could have worked…