It's Geoffrey Chaucer's last laugh.

They found Van Gogh in the trunk. He simply passed out after drinking too much Absinthe.

@sixtwo: And hold weekend track days for us readers. $50 for a couple hours on the track seems reasonable

Spiderman has the Moped market cornered already

Forgot about Batman Beyond!

Wow... If only I didn't have to go to ohio to find him. I think he'd be great to voice over the teaser trailer for a short I'm working on

I've always wanted to stuff a WRX STI drivetrain into a 7th gen Celica body

The Fast and the Furious franchise may be an automotive sin, and you're absolutely correct. But its a silly, and fun guilty pleasure if you try not to take it seriously.

@Spiegel Feliciano: We love you too. Merry Chrismahaunakwanzika

People who pull out of side streets, cut you off in the process, and poke along at 10 under the speed limit. More-so when the road behind me is empty

@Jalop-in-Training: and you'd never get it to hook up in the snow. Blip the throttle and do a donut. repeat as many times as you feel necessary.

Well... At least I can rest assured that this won't break like my last toilet seat

Dear Santa,

If only my wife would let me get an El Camino. *sigh*

I love parents who never think about giving a randy teen a vehicle with such obvious nookie room in it.

@Mischif: add a few more excamation points to the end of it. like this-

Yes, I have been to Vortex. They love putting bacon in everything

This looks suspiciously like the video of him running around the Team Oneal Racing school grounds that I saw a while back...

Anyone who drives a mid 70's Cadillac is in the mob

@Bueller: I've yet to find a driving shoe I like better than a decent pair of Chucks