MY PEOPLE!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???

Who are you and what are you doing here

Or maybe a reality show following the K-it-forward racer as it's passed from team to team?

yes!

Some guy reviewing plain old everyday used cars (and bikes) intercut with philosophical musing about the nature of car ownership and the cultural signifiers attributed to a car, plus MEAT and 70s muffs. Oh wait, that already exists . . . .

mr. regular on an actual car show

There, there now, Travis. It'll be okay.

But requires a margarita very shortly after.

Yes, let's make sure the sun is right on my baldspot.

It's like a physical manifestation of a 10 year old's drawing of a car.

Great piece, fantastically written. You should try to get the movie rights – I can see this being a Hollywood blockbuster a few years from now.

YES!! Here's a shout out for AER: http://www.roadandtrack.com/voices/america…

I am pretty sure every Texan has read The Art of Driving Extremely Poorly in the Rain.

Contrary to your username, you don't exactly enjoy facts.

I drew up a simple diagram to explain:

Jean saved my ass too many times to count. She kept me employed at Automobile when everyone else thought it was a foolish thing to do. And, forgive the imagery, but she taught every one of us how to whip it out and lay it on the table every month. There's only one Jean!

You're my favorite.

See, the whole notion of grid girls is a bit problematic. It's a bit absurd to ask why there aren't more women in or interested in racing when we're still parading women about for the sole purpose of looking pretty. While that's not going to stop me from having a good time, it does give the first impression that it's…