I think you've basically described GoDaddy's marketing strategy...

Really? We're putting Romo behind Danny White now? How quickly people forget how shit the mid-80's Cowboys were.

Answer: It's Deadspin.

You do realize 50ShadesOfJimGray was being sarcastic, right?

Enjoy it while it lasts. NC will probably kill it if it doesn't get the subscriber/cash shop targets it wants. Or if it fails hard in Korea (because fuck the the rest of the world).

Until you realize it's published by NCSoft.

They will be, next in line for reviewers and next in line to get bitch-slapped by the game companies.

What is this "Life" you speak of that supposedly exists in Cleveland?

Also, do announcers factor into the calculation of what's watchable? Because anyone having to hear Joe Buck or Spero Dedas do play-by-play or Dan Fouts do commentary is also screwed.

Red Zone means never getting screwed

Google "Fernanda Lima"

(removing double post)

A lot of our key players play in Europe though: Clint Dempsey, Michael Bradley, Jozy Altidore, Fabien Johnson, etc.

Dempsey: Germans?
Donovan: Forget it, he's rolling

"At ESPN, panic set right away. SportsCenter producer Glenn Jacobs sent an email just after 6 a.m. to fellow programming people."

Glenn Jacobs reportedly had this reaction:

ANY cut of the film that has that annoying alert voice sucks.

Why did we waste the "Air Canada" moniker on Vince Carter when he isn't even Canadian?

Get him to say "Sbu" so we can get some free lunch specials!

And Pete Prisco survived the cuts? Inconcievable!

Is MJ in financial trouble? Why would you sell a place like this?