Now Lance can't afford her gas, so she's stuck here watching TV.

And Jezebel is shocked by this?

Seriously, rape culture has existed in frat houses for YEARS. Everyone should know it's dangerous there. Just don't go.

In fact, let's take this one step further. There needs to be an organized boycott of this frat house's activities by all the women of Georgia Tech, particularly the…

Meanwhile at the Georgia Tech Dean of Students office:

How happy are people who save money by switching to Geico?

Happier than a Florida fan on game day.

I'm sure he can make it all go away if he just makes a campaign donation to Obama.

Yes, people do support teams outside their area of birth or college teams that they haven't graduated from. Those people are called "Bandwagon Jumpers."

Sure, never mind that if you really were from Tennessee your rightful team based on geography should be either the Grizzlies or Hawks (depending on which part of the state you were born in), but you keep right on that Knicks bandwagon, there fellah. Although, Next time this year you'll probably be MIABlaze or BKNBlaze…

Is that Ash?

From "Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'?"

Your handle is "NYKBlaze" and you're from the South? I don't think so. Unless by "South" you mean South Bronx.

It has more to do with "My family's broke as fuck and and I need a way out of this shithole." rather than anything genetic. If it were as simple as genetics, Michael Jordan's kids would be All-Stars instead of college washouts.

12 hours of booze and food? Sign me up

They can probably still tailgate.

+1

Proof that there are suckers out there stupid enough to bet on the Jaguars.

This was leaked by another team.

This was leaked by another team.

Gee, I wonder why he wasn't elected captain....

In other words, you're saying the majority of the country is brainwashed by the media. What a shock. That's why Obama's in power in the first place.

This bears a striking resemblance to another Houston pro football disaster:

Expect them to start 5-0 and finish the season 3-13 somehow.