It has more to do with "My family's broke as fuck and and I need a way out of this shithole." rather than anything genetic. If it were as simple as genetics, Michael Jordan's kids would be All-Stars instead of college washouts.

12 hours of booze and food? Sign me up

They can probably still tailgate.

+1

Proof that there are suckers out there stupid enough to bet on the Jaguars.

This was leaked by another team.

This was leaked by another team.

Gee, I wonder why he wasn't elected captain....

In other words, you're saying the majority of the country is brainwashed by the media. What a shock. That's why Obama's in power in the first place.

This bears a striking resemblance to another Houston pro football disaster:

Expect them to start 5-0 and finish the season 3-13 somehow.

Pete Prisco Logic

I think you've buried the lead here... The real story is that an actual national NFL columnist went to a Jags game.

So if they're giving away free beer... does that mean they still charge for Miller Lite since that's not real beer?

Aren't most Jags fans also Gators fans?

my response: His bad mechanics happened, they happened

He's a member of the internet wrestling community?

Forcing millions to have their hours cut, throwing people onto exchanges, and making them purchase health insurance at hyperinflated rates, it's like a video game :P

A brawl at a basketball game: "Just like a video game marked "M" for mature, Friday's National Basketball Association matchup between the Indiana Pacers and the Detroit Pistons became fan interactive at the Palace in Auburn Hills." - 2004

TAKE THAT!