Yes, CONCACAF qualifying is a joke, but it's not like we can pull an Australia and move. The Caribbean feds that effectively run our region because they vote as a bloc are also tied in to the Blatter corruption, so they're in a position to block any attempt by the U.S. to move. Ask Mexico, they've slowly tried to…

*facepalm*

These are the kind of bandwagon fans that piss us Texas-born, Texas-bred fans off.

I'm all for a good troll, but isn't a potato famine sign about a team that calls itself the Irish as bad as say, fried chicken signs when playing an HBC?

Everyone in college football has skeletons in it's closet. No institution is "pure." But just because someone goes to an institution of higher learning that has skeletons in it's closet doesn't mean he or she should sit idly by while injustice is going on. There was an unpunished rape and that led to a suicide and…

Thank God for the Raiders, the Jets, the Cardinals and the Browns, otherwise we really would be the laughingstocks of the league.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

Getting beat and paying the other team for the privilege.

Saints deserve whatever bad happens to them after Bountygate.

Also, settlements don't set precedent in law.

You call that a meltdown?

It does not even come close to the all time classics:

If my Lions ever want to win, they need to get the living hell out of fucking Detroit. Move to Austin, TX - a white collar area where all the Longhorns fans are just BEGGING for a reason to root for a different team. You cannot win in a city that was bred to lose

So how much from the marijuana legalization lobby are you getting to write these articles, anyway?

Also, saying Fox Sports is unoriginal for using Silver Scrapes?

You do know Silver Scrapes is just the hook from Taylor Swift's, "I Knew You Were Trouble." done over and over again, right?

So is Deadspin publishing this because it's an important story, or are they just doing it to hate on News Corp. because of FNC?

Because after all these years of bashing on ESPN, you'd think they'd welcome any competition.

Even a blind Squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

Oh you poor poor people.

Have we forgotten the always on DRM debate so quickly? All it takes is a software patch for them to turn that crap right back on, people.

Because it's usually the closest Rural America (or even mid-sized cities like Columbus, OH or Austin, TX) is ever going to get to having a pro football team. Also, if you're a graduate of a D-I school, there's a nostalgia factor from most of us spending our Saturday afternoons either in the student section for home…

Because missin' easy shots is bad for your health :P

$250 Million apparently doesn't get you any fact checkers or editors.

Transmission Discrimination? Hell what about rotary engine discrimination? Those born with a Wankel engine still can't get service at some repair shops. :P