Umm... that's how Strawman Steam works, not how Steam actually works. You only have to validate once and you can play it offline.

There's another important distinction between Steam and XB1... and pay attention because this is important... When I'm offline from Steam for over 24 hours, IT DOESN'T INTENTIONALLY BRICK…

20 years ago, the U.S. had the best economy in the world, actually had jobs for young people to work in, didn't fear terrorism, wasn't ruled by 2 straight presidents that tried to restrict freedom, and didn't get in stupid wars over oil.

Those were better times.

Yeah, they'll take it away for now, then they'll slowly implement it over the life cycle of the console. Nice try.

AW SON OF A BITCH!

It may not have been a human at all.

China: "We have an Army of Gordon Freemans"

Tony Stark: "We have a Hulk"

People who argue in favor of steroid cheats are just trying to justify their own drug addiction. It's why San Franciscans looked the other way on Barry Bonds.

Precedent was set years ago with Pete Rose. This horse left the barn a long time ago.

45 minutes + time to get out of Austin traffic + time to wade through San Antonio traffic, FrenchFrizzle

(to be read in a Samuel L. Jackson voice)

Cristiano Ronaldo would approve

Turnovers

Is it actually possible that both the Xbox One and PS4 could fail?

They were both pretty underwhelming unveilings.

You are aware of sarcasm, right?

Oh, please. She's wearing a bikini top and bottom, and everything's covered by paint.

Besides, if someone want to actually see naked chicks, they can just type the word "porn" into Google. This kind of titillation to sell products is passe.

The Dodgers fans should have been shot, but I'll settle for them having to change.

Here's a thought... If you like L.A. that much, move the fuck out of Phoenix.

Yes, because Bomani Jones is such a paragon of sports journalism

It's the freaking NFL. They could do the whole broadcast with 3 handheld cameras and 1 score panel for a graphic and people would still watch it.

Just goes to show that while suicide does bring on many changes, it is not, in fact, painless.