(to be read in a Samuel L. Jackson voice)

Cristiano Ronaldo would approve

Turnovers

Is it actually possible that both the Xbox One and PS4 could fail?

They were both pretty underwhelming unveilings.

You are aware of sarcasm, right?

Oh, please. She's wearing a bikini top and bottom, and everything's covered by paint.

Besides, if someone want to actually see naked chicks, they can just type the word "porn" into Google. This kind of titillation to sell products is passe.

The Dodgers fans should have been shot, but I'll settle for them having to change.

Here's a thought... If you like L.A. that much, move the fuck out of Phoenix.

Yes, because Bomani Jones is such a paragon of sports journalism

It's the freaking NFL. They could do the whole broadcast with 3 handheld cameras and 1 score panel for a graphic and people would still watch it.

Just goes to show that while suicide does bring on many changes, it is not, in fact, painless.

That's Jeffery Loria? Are you sure Deadspin didn't accidentally put up a picture of Greg Cote by mistake?

People give a shit about the NBA during football season?

Does it really matter? The NBA is fixed for the big markets anyway.

That Antonio Brown drop c0st me 6 fantasy points.

So that's where the NFL replacement refs went...

The reason why Cabrera's triple crown season has been quiet has less to do with SABR-metrics and more that most folks are too busy fiddling with their fantasy football lineups to give a rat's ass.

Get the fuck out of America, Nexon and NCSoft. You cut MMOs we like, City of Heroes, in favor of your shitty Asian MMOs that no one over here wants to play. You have no understanding of our tastes. Not only that, you have never given your North American development studios any autonomy because you think you know best…

Someone named Fox is defending a multibillion dollar corporation against unionized workers? The hell you say!

Someone named Fox is critical of a union? The hell you say!