Compared to this team, the Dolphins are looking pretty good.

ONLY the New Browns could lose because of a defensive unsportsmanlike conduct penalty.

+1

Give Payton a few years, he'll look like that eventually.

It's almost like what happened to pinball machines in their dying days, it got such that you could get 1,000,000 points just by hitting a single bumper.

You'd think with all the guns in America we'd do better at shooting events.

It's not the affiliates' fault. Network execs at NBC made the decision and the affiliates were powerless to do anything.

Still, if they're gonna do that, let's have a tribute to the Israeli athletes that were killed in Munich

Not even that, NBC doesn't even speak for moderate voters anymore. They're too busy catering to the fringes of the left

Yes, Penn State should have been punished, but by either in a court of law (from a lawsuit brought by the victims) or the Department of Education (who is in charge of enforcing higher education law). The NCAA is not a government agency. They are a bunch of grandstanding hypocritical idiots, worse than even Roger…

I love how they are going to follow up the Seahawks with the Arizona Cardinals.

Full Audio from WFAN's website, he actually corrects himself at the end:

Anything with "porn" in the title is fake, what did you expect?

What can the NCAA do, really, though? Sandusky wasn't even officially part of the Penn State staff when most of these rapes were committed, and they have a notoriously short statute of limitations.

Actually, the game Cliff just describes sounds more like the old Origin Systems game Wing Commander: Privateer than anything Epic Games usually does.

Nope, Canon-wise, Shepard is Male, or at least that's what they are telling Hollywood when they pitch the Mass Effect scripts.

This story should be on Deadspin, not Kotaku. Blatant attempt to cross-promote another Gawker network blog, and Kotaku should be ashamed of itself.

The closest I can think of is FemShep, but that's in the far future and Bioware doesn't consider that canon.

Sure, made Vietnam into a quagmire, spied on his Presidential opponent long before Nixon thought of the concept, and spread the government cheese to political favorites like no one else. All in all, Lyndon Johnson was a swell guy.

That was Dari Nowkah's ESPN Radio shift, right?