Adding lightness... to dem nuts.

Every time I see an image like the ones above, with some guy with an AK posing next to say... a jet he most certainly didn’t shoot down with said weapon... I can’t help but see the dude as a Tusken Raider.

While some suspicion is always understood and even likely, it is important to understand that with such relatively complex machines in such a vibration-heavy environment, it is not unheard of to have a land-as-soon-as-possible malfunction.

In three years in the states I have had 2 “Land as Soon as Possible”…

ROR!

Well, videos of A10s pretty much make my week. Quid quo pro, bro. Hahaha!

Yes.

Didn’t even notice it till you mentioned it. A strange little idea... to continue the racing stripe up the steering wheel. Huh. Kinda gives it some more character (as if the Viper needed more “character”)

If my words were part of the ad script, I they’d have to be read by some mob-muscle kind of guy — but one that is wearing a UAW patch. That shouldn’t be hard to find come to think of it. Hehe.

At the very least, theHellcat and Viper are solid ad campaigns. Nothing makes me talk (positively) about Dodge than thier batshit crazy, high-end cars.

And I mean, look at them. There is nothing more American than these things. They are brute force, have the subtelty of a hammer in the face, and are pretty much rolling…

“Welcome to Detroit. Everythin’ here can kill yeh. This glorious beast pretty much embodies that. *motions to the Viper* We ain’t too subtle.”

True, though I kinda dig the line-backer shoulders of the conformed tanks.

But then, I do love the ugly birds with personality:
A10
P38
UH60

DAMN, I was just looking for this gif. You win one free intarweb sir. On the house!

This.... is true.

I would...

... but only cuz I am bitter about this lousy ACU pattern I wear (for the time being... we are going to the new pattern within the net couple years).

Sans the crossed eyes, it’s the most wondrous things eyes could behold... and then you behold those eyes... and you vomit in your mouth a little.

I would drive the SHIT out of it though.

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F22, Rafale, and the F16 are pretty aircraft. They round out my top three (in no particular order).