This is normally the part where I completely destroy a person's argument... but... I do think that if there was ever a fall of the U.S. ... it'd be due to the U.S.

Crack Pipe. Because Miata. Because Locostusa. Because Factory Five Racing. Because used Porsche. Because rain.

Look, I love the hideous creature that is the Seven. It was a car meant for hoonery. It embodies everything that is "Go-Fast-Around-Corners-Jalop" with the additional "Zero Fucks Given" aesthetics. It…

That... THAT is hilarious bud!

/// In all fairness, she's holding together pretty well considering... whatever the hell age she is.

Grats to the other 9 folks!

Bambo, I still think you are on to something. A little TOO on to something. *eyes you suspiciously*

And Zhesty, that was just... I mean... just fricken hilarious. You sir, win teh internets. All the internets.

Shat just got REAL.

I think we've been training for this day. 1000 bottle caps says I'm right. Hehehe.

Submission #2

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say... ?

You and I... we think alike...

(no buy-it-now price. $3799 at time of posting)

Aprilia SMV750.
90+ hp.
Good for streets.
Great for off-beaten path (esp with appropriate tires).
No cop car/SUV/Harley/bike/foot patrolman can follow where you go as fast as you go there.
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Manueverability. Hidability. Hoonability.

Sometimes, when you don't understand things... it's merely because you don't understand them.

You've clearly never seen a military paycheck. You've clearly never seen the huuuuge expense of training... incredible healthcare costs... housing... travel... BAH... familiy sep pay... feeding an army... or equipment to outfit a soldier for his job... hazardous duty pay... sea pay... flight pay... jump pay...…

What does it say about the landscape of racing/our gov't?

It says "About damn time we quit wasting money advertising for something we will soon be forcing people out of." We are definitely progressing towards fiscal stagnation if not attrition in the military.

If they want recruits, all they have to do is post stuff…

1st - $40mil gets you less than 120 full time soldiers assuming a typical Enlisted/Officer mix serving 8 years. (length of every initial contract)

This is particularly true when you consider less-visible costs like healthcare, retirement (for those that stay long enough), service-related disabilities, housing,…

I reluctantly NP'd it... and it is entirely because it's $15k, I hope he'll throw whatever original parts he has in the trunk so I can undo the idiocy at least a little, and most importantly... it only has 41k on the odometer.

He does say he'll include a full set of 19" matte black OZ supertourismos... which are not…

1. AWESOME. That is all.
2. Kevin Bacon should naturally be the driver, if this is an actor-only shindig. Because bacon. Hell, they should an image of two slices of bacon on the fuel tank with a 6° angle between them.

He should've found a product that really sells... like the George Foreman Grills... hell, he could call them somethin' catchy like "Biddles Griddles"... and sell his way out of debt.

Mmmm... Biddle's Griddles....

Makes me want some pancakes. Oooo.... or Crepes. Mmmm... crepes.



I put up with crepe all day.

Behold, the NEW Ford F140!