Thomas reportedly views this role as helping Wall manage the mental struggle of staying focused through what can be some pretty dark and despairing days of rehab work and physical therapy and all the rest.

That’s a web gem.

They did cancel them, the workers went back to putting the notch at a completely random point on the dipstick.

HAHA! Look at this guy! He doesn’t know how to use the seashells!

No one is going to agree with you, because your premise is stupid. Food trucks allow people who have amazing ideas and ability to bring food to the public square, people who 95 times out of 100 don’t have the capital or ability to borrow a sufficient amount to establish a traditional restaurant. So have fun at Golden…

Obama steps into a room, sits at a table, and tells those around him why they’re important and offering encouraging words towards their success. 

it’s a feature, not a bug

Even if the ball had traveled to where he ran, he wasn’t going to catch it.

Can we also talk about the wiper mechanism back there? That’s worth an article all on its own. The wiper motor is (of course) in the door. But the wiper mechanism is attached to the glass, rather than being permanently fixed to the motor and parking itself below the glass. So now when you open the glass, the wiper…

I had two E46 wagons over a span of 10 years ending just a couple weeks ago, and I used that glass ALL THE TIME on those cars. Way more than the whole hatch.

He promised to close the ties, and, sure enough, the ties are closer than ever!

Remember when the President ran on a platform of closing the ties between government and lobbyist?

Man you Trump supporters are fucking idiots.

Not much is known about the B-21, with nearly all details classified. The B-21 is a flying wing design, basically consisting of a large set of wings with a fuselage blended in-between. Like the B-2, the aircraft lacks a tail and horizontal and vertical stabilizers. Unlike the serrated rear of the B-2 which ends in…

Low-powered directional antenna pointed upwards towards a communications satellite. Directional isn’t a big deal as it only needs to know where it is and where the satellite is to keep in touch.

I thought it was named after the NFL team that bombs every season.

Keep in mind that if you illegally vandalize my car in one of these illegal valet spots, you should expect to come back to a severely vandalized valet.

It is incredible that the USA can produce a team capable of dominating a sport on a global stage, beating up on evil socialist European countries, and uniting a decent cross section of America behind them and the fucking president still picks a fight with them.

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

That’s more than the minimum required pieces of flair.