I wanted to call my daughter Clementine because this is my favorite movie but then my friend pointed out that kids would call her "Clemmy" and that turned me off the name.

yeah... speaking from experience, naming your kid something that has a cheesy old song attached to it should be illegal. poor Clementine, i feel your pain.

I always roll my eyes with amusement at "sexy" Halloween costumes, but I confess I've been completely won over by Sexy Edgar Allan Poe:

Because. Tuesday.

Please oh please tell me that the gift shop sells a ham costume.

They didn't state that she had actually shoplifted; it's very possible that her bag looked heavy, and that's why she was stopped.

I think Marie Laveau owning the hair salon might be more of a cover operation. My knowledge of the religion is sparse at best but in Voodoo having a persons hair allows you to cast spells on them. Having a hair salon is a great way to gain power over a lot of people. Also, I think after getting her hair done Fiona…

KNOW HER GLORY AND BE AWED.

If I google image search "get laid haircut", this is one of the results. I'm not sure this cut would get me laid. Not even with my wife.

In that "When you see us in the club" song, she sounds like she is doing a bad Russian accent. Like a bad audition for a James Bond villain.

Oh. Thing is I can imagine it with Tulisa... it'd prob sound pretty much exactly the same hahaha. That's jogged my memory though, I remember the rumours that she was suing Will.I.Am about something or other. I guess it was Scream & Shout.

The song was originally done with Tulisa, who for whatever reason didn't stay on the official version. Will.I.Am liked the sound so told Britney to try to do a London accent and that's the mess that you hear now. Brit I love you, but just no.

Here is the adorable Hitachino owl logo! Love him.

You guys, I literally cried through the entire Glee episode. I think I maybe stopped crying for like two minutes. My eyes are a disaster this morning.

Even though I was like:

Buffy fans have been having little Xanders for years.

LOL at Westeros is my oyster... I say Nymeria for a girl. Because a baby named after a direwolf named after a warrior queen is definitely going to be a feminist. No choice.

I'm naming my future daughter after this honorable lady.