They need to be googly eyes though.
Imagine this, but at 200+mph...

This is all I see here...

The bug looks like it is sad, or shamed.

Did he roll his kart into a ditch?

d*ck-in-a-barrel

dat price tho!

Sorry, honey, but your prom date ditched you for another booth babe.

If this list was made in Russia, he would hold all the spots. And he would have made the list himself. And he actually would not have even asked anyone else's opinion. He just would have made a list of 10 cars he has sat in, stood next to, drove, or rode in. Then he would have released it without discussion and said…

Not just "tight", but mad tyte...yo.

It's definitely more beige than an M4 or Shelby Cobra...amirighttho?!?!?

My mother always told me dragooning would lead to other things...

There was one guy at the marketing meeting who did this, but should have spoke up instead.

But it seems people who do this would also be the same people who would think "Naw, this isn't for me. This is for the other people. That will never happen to me. I'm just running in the store real quick..."

Every time I see this comment, my mind stops and thinks "Well this is going to go one of two ways..."

Someone needs to add zany Laurel and Hardy/Abbot and Costello type music to this.

So it is "abart"? Like this is a picture a "a bart"?

Well this guy isn't from the UK or Ireland, so not sure where he got it from.
And seems like I remember hearing it that way when I watched WRC coverage 1,00 years ago.

Miata.

I know of someone that calls them Camrays.

I feel weird saying "Abarth". Not sure why, it just does not seem like a natural formation of letters for the mouth to say.