Here's them in a few years:

FF9 Underrated?

I'm not sure how one of the most beloved games of all time is underrated, but ok.

Disney, I hope you're paying attention to all these space sims, make a new Lucasarts and get on my modern X-Wing or Tie Fighter remakes, NOW.

Someone actually did that to me once. It was back during the manga/anime craze of the early 2000's in the UK, and she thought invading my personal space would be a great opening gambit for conversation. The fact that the next words out of her mouth were "Your lips look really soft" with a big smile on her face didn't…

The more I see the gesture, the more I wonder why shoujo manga artists have a weird fetish for trapping usually short Japanese women in sexually threatening situations with suspiciously tall Japanese men.

Coming soon:

First of all, some straight couples have anal sex. Secondly, gay men are not legally obligated to have anal sex. I seem to recall polling on a gay website that said that only 1/3 of gay men frequently have it.

Looks like you're new to Kinja. Let me make this very clear: tread lightly. If you think that writing about "some homo's" experiences is disgusting, that's your cross to bear. But you're wasting your time trying to convince me, or anyone else here at Kotaku, that we should stop giving voices to these experiences.

Sex/sexuality is normal and healthy, violence is not.

If somebody tries to touch your butthole without your permission, what you have a problem with aren't gay people but sexual assailants.

They better catch that dern liberal in the graphics department!

Why is it laughable ? You do realise that Sony has dominated gaming for the last 20 years right ? Even their worst selling home console, the PS3, has sold over 80 million units. Thats as many as Microsofts best selling console. Sony are pretty much single handedly responsible for the majority of the 3rd party…

You mean sometimes people just want to have fun with games that are easy to learn? How dare they? This must be the #1 sign that the world is going to shit. Excuse me while I play Octodad with my kid and we both laugh and smile.

So people who like playing these kind of games are somehow wrong in your opinion?

Simple solution: don't buy them.

I'm not sure Majora's Mask is that underrated, I've never once seen a negative mention of it. Not to mention the internet seems to get into a frenzy whenever Nintendo come close to hinting at a remake :P

With you on Warrior Within though, the combat in that was so good, and the setting too ^_^ I think people were just…

No love for the GOOD Final Fantasy game's fireworks here?