@CCAF drlard: Holy shit... Last time I was during winter it was only -2 to -5...

@deanbmmv: It's hilarious because the number he listed was some Australian gay sex line or something.

@vid3oman64: He clearly stated that the cat was female and when you spay an animal you don't remove the vagina...

@SergioAM: No, it's already in his head. He takes shrooms to go to another world.

Original Bullet Bill didn't have an arm.

@mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta: Just because Green Day has gone to complete shit with their last two albums doesn't mean their original work wasn't good.

@def PD: Good thing you didn't fall for that scam.

@mojo: You can just use zip ties... You just have to shim them when you want to add or remove cables, looks better and pretty sure is a lot faster than velcroing.

@That mop mutant from NES.: Got that right.

@deanbmmv @Tossy: LIES! dean just doesn't want us to know he's the majority share holder and CEO of the company.

@Firelance is Addicted: Because they are a bunch of liars.

@Firelance is Addicted: No it wasn't. If you look at any of the PC gameplay you can clearly tell it was designed on a console and ported to the PC.

@Tiller: Doesn't matter if you can forward ports or not. I have all my ports forwarded and it still takes at least 15 minutes to find a game and if I host NOBODY joins.

I live with a DirecTV employee so no need to ever cancel. Unless they get fired but knock on wood.

@Xuchilbara: I'll make a PS3 version just for you.

@Killer Toilet: The son is still in the closet so his gay porn is easier hidden in magazine form.

@Jessifer: That must've been how it was keyed into the system since it said he ordered it online.

Why hasn't anyone taken a TV-B-Gone to EVO?

@hk458: Two? What was the other one?

@duckmouth: HAHAHA He's too fat for the shirt.