Kotaku put out a tip for new systems last year that saved me (aka my kids) big time; install all the updates and get the software the day before (or earlier, I ran mine at like 10pm last night).

It doesn’t help anyone now, but it was a good tip that helped a lot. Sadly, I forgot to download Pacman... which is…

Playing games WITH family is a popular thing you know.....

The Mario Odyssey bundle comes with the game as a download. :(

He’s also a Gorilla Prophet.

He never WAS going to change his ways, so we might as well openly mock him to entertain ourselves.

My personal favorite was:

I don’t really understand why dumb trolling is the Thing now.

As cool of a concept it is, having a paid game with a perma-permadeath system is an easy way to self-destruct right before you ever go golden.

Wait until you see The AV Club lately...

Do people with differences only deserve respect when those differences benefit their tormentors?

BONG

Jiminy Jillikers! Jiminy Jillikers! 

Most webjournalism is produced by 22 year old English majors with little real expertise in their subjects. Some turn out to be very good writers, thorough researchers, and insightful, perceptive thinkers. Some crank out 1000 words about how Rudolph is now the hashtag resistance or something who cares no one will read…

Why does nearly every adult trying to analyze children’s media sound like they’ve never encountered a child? Or media? Or analysis?

Just more proof they’re really sports!

I spend 90 minutes a day on public transport

One old man to another this is the DUMBEST excuse for Nintendo’s shit system being “good” or “gave me my games back” I have ever heard. What sort of experience are you getting from a AAA title like Zelda-on-the-go with your earbuds in and light flash in the pan commute gaming times? How (especially with zelda being so…

You were 5 the first time you played a PSX? Jesus, I’m old.

Waiting at the doctor’s because your kid has hand, foot and mouth, fine.

Oh no! A covered labia! Won’t someone please think of the children!?!