Didn't Jezebel make fun of some guy, saying he had a small penis, when in fact the picture showed an above average one, not long ago? Really finding it hard to think you have the moral high ground here. Granted, everyone in this story seems seedy, but let's not forget that post either.

No, i won't shut up, you watch Teen Mom and complain about how awful something is when that show is damn near the underside of the bottom of the barrel. At least no children are born from this movie, bad or not.

I'd love to embrace the digital age and download everything, but where i live i'm lucky to be able to get at most 6 megabit a second, and that's fast compared to the three it was a year ago. I live in a small town and that's the best i can get. Comcast said i could get their service, only if i went with the business…

"Frazier then went back to sleep" So... which is it? Was he in the middle of a gaming session or sleeping?

"But what it lacks in silly and surreal" This disappoints me. I don't mind it not being silly, but the surreal was what i love about the evil dead films. That not knowing what the hell was going to happen or why, almost fever nightmare feeling. I'll give this a chance, but it's sounding very generic horror to me right…