NAVY, dude. The Air force would not go near anything that was less than 11,000 feet and if they had a parachute on their ass. Fags.

Because a new device whether it works or not, when returned cannot be sold as new at full price. Therefore the company loses the profit for that item. The company will make its profit by raising the price of the item to account for returns,

Wow, That is really a stupid way to do things, the open item you returned has to go towards the companies bottom line, and you are costing everyone money because of your wasteful practices. Why don't you just visit a brick and mortar and try them out in store?

Unless they were doing math, then they would be wearing Algebras.

You know, I keep upgrading my PC and it is still compatible with all of my games, just sayin'.

umm, so, the first sentence indicates that you getting laid is not a concern. Then you spend the next 3 sentences talking about getting laid. Idiot.

Dude, that was the best post I have read this week, BRAVO!!!

I drive a dodge pickup, so no, not really crying over some rich dudes toys

Well, talk about missing the point. My reference has nothing to do with a boner. The statement was an analogy to the fact that women spend so much time hating men and men spend so much time hating women, that they just can't accept the differences and live with it, instead they get bitter and resentful then can't…

It's a wonder anyone gets laid anymore.

Awesome!

Dude, are you on drugs?

Women are the biggest fate fuckers? I am changing my name.

*sniff*

FUCK YOU DISNEY

You are correct. I am sorry. (no sarcasm intended!)

Except that the left lane is for PASSING, not fuckin loitering with your biker buddies. You do have a licence, do you?

Oh, man that must have been AWESOME!!

He is a massive penis wrinkle

fage and his vertical filming!