I will support the first Pope that passes the edict that PRIESTS AND NUNS CAN GET LAID!

Oh, do I miss Del Taco!!!!!

"...taking to Twitter wouldn't exactly helping..." Really? I am signing my 10 year old son to be a Jez writer right now because he can better than this crap.

Meh, I have 3 of them

HOW FUCKING STUPID IS THIS! He didn't even eat it. Sorry, taking the onions and cooking them at a later time to be served as leftovers does not constitute anything special.

What the fuck is a Phil Fish? And who cares who he is?

Yeah, pretty regional, no Scorpions here in the northeast, no no.

My dreams never start as lucid, but many times, if the dream gets out of hand, I seem to be able to "force" my way in and tone it down, sorta like saying this is only a dream, I don't need to be doing this.

Can you come to my house??? I will pay!

Yahoo introduced a Peanut Butter and Jelly initiative?

coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, cappuccino, java, YES!

Anna, didn't you go to High School in Brooklyn? You look familiar...

2 questions. First, what in this article did she get wrong? Second, if you stopped reading her pieces, how are you commenting on this one to the degree that you noticed an error?

Great read!

I like to call technical support and when I get a male inIndia, I say "Fuck you, I don't deal with rapists" and hang up.

I want to know the motivation for someone to join the 2-man luge. "Yeah, I want to put on a rubber suit then lay flat with another guy in a rubber suit on top of me, the scream pointy-toed down a hill".

Graverobber, you are the worst automotive writer I have ever seen.  You write a car review like a college student writing a paper on Shakespeare.  You do not need to overwrite a car review like you do. NO ONE USES BAROQUE TO DESCRIBE A CAR!!!

HELP

Damn, I can't stop laughing because all I can hear in my head is "I love to have sexy time" in an Asian accent!

Standing ovation for the troll that got his own article!