Re: Rogan's friend talking about weed, any time you start your counter-argument with, "I used to be just like you," you might as well be trying to convert someone to your new-found faith. It's just not good, honest conversation or debate; it's condescending soapbox preaching.

How many washes do you get out of it before all the edges start curling and the face mask starts looking super wonky?

I dunno, but I can guarantee a $ealed copy of NetTrek, if you're game...$$

Hmm, I get that it's smaller, lighter, and has better specs, but will I still be able to get my stock quotes and sports scores and send photos of the kids to grandma? Because that's what's really important. And does it come with the Internet?

Wait a second, do these breast stats adjust for the proliferation of fake tittays? There's a lot of talk of averages and toxic chemicals being stored in fatty tissue — are we talking about normal tetas or, you know...

To be fair to the facts as presented, I have to admit that I don't see a specific age of this girl mentioned anywhere. So perhaps I'm making an assumption that she's in high school, or that she's a "child" based on the article's use of the word "teenager".

I dunno if I agree that eviscerating high school kids on the internet, as misguided and ineloquent as the child(ren) might be, is the best way to make a point about the importance of reading, learning, studying, etc. Seems that public humiliation is not consistent with the anti-bullying message the media (including…

I apologize, JSharke. I misunderstood your comment and acted a fool.

I'm an idiot. Thank you for the explanation.

Wait, what? It's "pretty easy" to get cats to reproduce behaviors? Says who and when? And "accidentally triggering porn" on a laptop is rarer than getting cats to reproduce behaviors? I'm not trying to be a hard-ass, but may I please look at the data you used to arrive at these conclusions?

So if politics and news headlines evoke emotion and debate, it's art?

I think my clients, the acai berry, (with correct pronunciation,) NASA and Gawker would be pleased with your direct apology first, (with eye contact,) before we address your apology to the University of Utah. (which may or may not be warranted, time permitting.)

Completely fake? Seriously dude, the acai berry DOES exist! I think you owe NASA and Gawker an apology... *with* eye contact!!

How did these guys not get mobbed to death and crushed for their treasure? Or not ticketed for digging the big hole?

Apple fandom is alien to me. I am incapable of understanding why anybody would be concerned that a store might sell other products.

Oh my, my, my, my... There are so many mistakes in this write-up, but I understand that [condescending sigh...] some people are plainly ignorant. Apple does not use indefinite articles before iPad. One does not deserve "an" iPad or drool over "the" iPad's luscious screen. One adopts iPad. One holds iPad. One…

Great, so that narrows it down to the metal one that everybody's [cough cough] lukewarm about?

Show me an ice cube tray that doesn't absorb freezer stench after a year of use, and I'll buy it.

Click on the hypertext link at the bottom of the article marked "Watanabe." You will be transported to a new Internet web site where more information, including multimedia, will be delivered to your computer via the information superhighway.

The mindfuck *I* get from the fisheye distortion has more to do with the horizontal and vertical distortions. As the guys move around this thing, the rails and cables and beams bend because of the lens, and it's a very unnatural thing to see, so I constantly feel like the guys are going over the edge any second. …