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In the years since, he has been a reliable producer of out-of-touch, tissue-thin pronouncements on the perils of our secularized, technologized 21st century lives, virtually all of which rightly can be interpreted as passive-aggressive nostalgia for what Family Circus comics told him “outdoors” might have been like…
Sarah you are very funny, but you’re wrong. WRONG!
Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.
Pretty bold for a guy playing in the Eastern Conference.
Hey, Cavaliers, people thinking that hurting their spouse is something to make jokes about is one of the things that makes it difficult to bring an end to it. And you just had to put icing on that cake by having him walk off with no concern as to whether or not he had seriously hurt this ‘person’* he cares about.
Yes. Fuck all of them!
Reminds me of Charles Schultz when he was asked why no one ever fights back against Lucy. He commented: “A girl hitting a boy can be funny. A boy hitting a girl is never funny.”
Except...he literally throws her. He doesn’t drop her, he throws her. That’s the issue. In the commercial it’s parodying, the guy simply can’t catch his wife, but there is no intent to harm her. Here there is. Not very difficult to see.
Before we judge him too harshly, what was his 40 time?
It seems like there was a relatively easy fix too: Just have the guy fail at catching her due to the shock of seeing the Bulls shirt. Genuinely fucked up how anyone thought it would be funny to have the the guy intentionally throw her to the ground in anger.
Some things never change. Another Marshall football player goes down in flames.
MAY 7, 2015
Holy shit. I don’t even have jokes. This is bad.
That play was peak Austin Rivers. We are never going to get more Austin Rivers than that moment, ladies and gentlemen.
Remember, folks. That must have been the best take.
Director: Okay Tim, you might not be so recognizable to our audience, so why don't you start off by letting the viewers know who you are.
This is the most horrifying ISIS video yet.