"No, you idiot! That's how you shoot a free throw!"

Tatis' accomplishment should definitely come with an asterisk, though. Chan Ho was a notoriously hitter-friendly Park.

Exactly. Who were the victims here? Why should I care? Who gives a f*** if a bunch of insufferable marathoners are salty that they shelled out hundreds of self-satisfaction dollars and these people didn't? This post made very little sense.

18. To avoid awkward glances or uncomfortable glares, use lye and turpentine to dissolve the acrid odor of Buffalo off of the body*. Dispose of epidermal renderings into nearby Lake Erie.
*This will not alleviate the appearance of stink lines.

26. Do not consume conversations

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That was the only episode I ever saw from Breaking Bad, so that scene is literally all I can think of when my friends talk about the show. In my head I've renamed Breaking Bad "The Saddest Hand Job"

Good job, Hyde Park.

like a little bitch

Also

Oh, Hannah Storm (and Lori Loughlin). Thanks for helping me through puberty

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" was also the soundtrack to Lawrence Taylor's post-retirement highlight reel.

and then the lockout happened....

I'm copy-pasting this comment from the io9 thread which said pretty much what I wanted to say:

No worries. Players will continue to police themselves to prevent vicious head shots like that from happening again.

"Coach Popovich, any thoughts for Craig Sager as he begins treatment?"

The only thing we are missing here is a bat flip.

A lot of young left-leaning whites think that this kind of self-deprecation will endear them to black people and other marginalized groups. In fact, it just makes them seem like idiots. Nobody respects people who don't respect themselves.

Nimrod, have you seriously never heard the term "American Indian"?

We all know that whites are all rich, upper class, Republicans. It's a known fact among idiots.