I would make a Liam Neeson joke, too, but my comments always stay in... the grey

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Who the fuck said anything about holes? For me to find holes in her story I'd have to give enough if a shit to read it. And who has time for that when there are dick hole surgeries to read about?

I have a female acquaintance who was lured to Australia under the pretenses of a job interview several months ago. I don't remember the details, but he sexually harassed her (to put it mildly), the job offer was a sham, and she had to elude him and find her own way back to the States. Which was difficult, since she…

I was going to make a Liam Neeson joke, but the idea was ...... taken.

Have you ever seen Tony Romo play? Never mind I know the answer.

1) As of this writing, a U.S. Passport does not create a protective forcefield.

How would having money keep you from being forced into human trafficking? Maybe if you give lethal papercuts with it to defend yourself, but money and nationality don't mean shit to these guys.

A drugged drink and a gag are all the captors need. Your passport is a nice thing, but is easily discarded.

Absolutely agree. I've always been inclined to like Izzo. Seems like a decent enough guy and would be entertaining to have a beer with.

I always wondered why opposing players dont run into these coaches on purpose and fall down. That's what I would do.

This shouldn't be surprising. Getting 17 without any assists is his typical stat line.

"The first Gay to play professional defense? We'd go along with that."

To be fair to Hall, this plaque was prepared by some of Ohio State's most noteable alums.

3X gold pants are a bit tight in the thighs.

Cooper: Bodie, last question - you are now in the fetal position on the freezing snow after my first 4 questions - is it safe to say that Chilly is with you at this moment?

I can't wait for the uninformed, basketball know-nothings to somehow rain hate and vitriol on LeBron for this shot.

You forgot advertisements for reverse vasectomies.

You and your friend sound like swell fellas.

[If SI's reporters believed] anonymity was essential for any conversation to occur, that set some pretty low expectations for the thought capacity of NFL executives. It also ensured SI would get what it was looking for […].