If you find yourself in Michigan, might I recommend:

I don’t know man. Back when I was in college, people got offended when I told them I didn’t like The Flaming Lips.

And don’t say something that’s intended to get a reaction and then be surprised when it does...

Yeah, that’s the real takeaway here...

I hate George Karl. He’s the most overrated coach in the NBA the last two decades. He doesn’t know how to establish a rotation and he butts heads with his stars routinely.

Best album of the 80s in my opinion, and R.E.M.’s best ever, which is saying something because they made at least 10 GREAT albums.

ESPN will come out with an article about how much more stuff Mike Trout would have given that kid.

That’s some RBI Baseball for NES shit right there.

So he’s the Tom Izzo of NBA coaches?

I have such fond memories of seeing the Pistons play here back in the ‘80s. The crowds were comically large for a basketball game (it wasn’t unusual to hit 40,000), and it got LOUD for a half-full football arena.

I especially enjoy Alvin Gentry and his one facial expression observing it in the background.

I realize everyone likes ragging on umpires, but you can tell from the angle behind home plate the ump is sliding to the side to prevent Kemp from entering the fray, and they both tripped. And given the fact that Kemp doesn’t even look pissed when he gets up, that’s pretty clearly the case.

For reasons that are probably irrational, it always bothers me when someone is referred to as being “only a triple away from the cycle.”

The weirdest part of this is seeing Torii Hunter actually not swing at a pitch that’s within 8 inches of the strike zone.

From Gores’ standpoint, this makes no sense to me.

As crazy as his 73 home run season was, his 2004 numbers are some video game shit.

Oh my God, thank you. I thought I hallucinated this happening.

I keep hearing this. I feel like there must be dramatic variation from Aldi to Aldi, because I’ve been to both in my town, and they’re dirty, have bad produce and meat, and are mostly filled with processed junk food. And I went into the first one really expecting to like it.

I’d argue that going into an Aldi’s, whether you’ve been there or not, is the absolute worst.