You might say you're.... just asking questions.

I'm always amazed when coaches and GMs feel the need to pigeon-hole their system onto their roster, regardless of whether it works.

I also liked when he used the Spurs as an example of how teamwork beats talent, as if Duncan isn't the best power forward of all time, Parker and Ginobili haven't been the best backcourt in the NBA over the last decade, Leonard isn't one of the best handful of small forwards, and their role players aren't all very…

He dunked on Ewing so hard it slammed air into the ref's esophagus and made him burp!

Deleting a tweet - that makes it disappear forever!

Palmer is not wrong.

How will it save you money? Not arguing, genuinely asking.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Conspiracy theories are usually dumb, but this one is a special kind of dumb.

I wonder how he'll spin this into a criticism of Ndamukong Suh.

If you multiply 9 x 11, you get the number of Seahawks defensive tackle Tony McDaniel.

Is there anyway this Super Bowl can end with both teams losing? That's pretty much the only result I could root for.

Oh, good, I'm glad they'll finally fire the nobody who did this under direct order. That'll take care of things nicely.

Lions-Chiefs will probably be mildly above average.

Okay, I'm lost. Is this a The Prisoner reference?

maxi skirts may be allowed on a case by case basis

Apologies if this is buried somewhere deep in the greys, but this one:

Congrats, Niners - you just got Rod Marinelli 2.0. A defensive line coach who can't even get through a press conference without exposing himself as a dullard. Hopefully your dipshit coach at least won't hire his son-in-law as his defensive coordinator.

Don't be so greedy. At this point, they should be shooting for a victory over the Lions...

NCAA all time win leader Kim Jong Il.