I also liked when he used the Spurs as an example of how teamwork beats talent, as if Duncan isn't the best power forward of all time, Parker and Ginobili haven't been the best backcourt in the NBA over the last decade, Leonard isn't one of the best handful of small forwards, and their role players aren't all very…

He dunked on Ewing so hard it slammed air into the ref's esophagus and made him burp!

Deleting a tweet - that makes it disappear forever!

Palmer is not wrong.

How will it save you money? Not arguing, genuinely asking.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Conspiracy theories are usually dumb, but this one is a special kind of dumb.

I wonder how he'll spin this into a criticism of Ndamukong Suh.

If you multiply 9 x 11, you get the number of Seahawks defensive tackle Tony McDaniel.

Is there anyway this Super Bowl can end with both teams losing? That's pretty much the only result I could root for.

Oh, good, I'm glad they'll finally fire the nobody who did this under direct order. That'll take care of things nicely.

Lions-Chiefs will probably be mildly above average.

maxi skirts may be allowed on a case by case basis

Congrats, Niners - you just got Rod Marinelli 2.0. A defensive line coach who can't even get through a press conference without exposing himself as a dullard. Hopefully your dipshit coach at least won't hire his son-in-law as his defensive coordinator.

Don't be so greedy. At this point, they should be shooting for a victory over the Lions...

NCAA all time win leader Kim Jong Il.

I think they might be tired of the lack of empathy in their show, too. This season was very different from their usual "both sides are bad, fuck everybody" humor.

Detroit Lions fans can tell you all about the joys of making a D line position coach a head coach.

The Pistons, as you mentioned, but also the Lakers of the late 90s and 00s, the Celtics of the late 00s, the 2011 Mavericks - none of these teams did anything that resembled tanking. Even the Heat.

I don't understand the idea that tanking leads to winning, when there's no evidence it does. Name one team in the last year that tanked its way to a title?