UNWRITTEN RULES! UNWRITTEN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Said no one, ever.

Ah, the weenie tap. The best defense known to man.

Interesting - Detroit has never been outscored in an NBA Finals series - yet is only 3-2 in the Finals.

I beat it once as a kid. Exactly once. Definitely my greatest video game achievement.

Joe Dumars - because when Ben Wallace falls in your lap, it makes you a genius.

"Dark hair is a strange choice," she wrote. "Why not blonde weave and blue eyes? Why have them look like Black women?"

There are many things I miss about college, but drunkenly stuffing Panchero's into my face at 2 am is certainly on the list.

Regarding the rice, I'd throw it out there that Chipotle's brown rice is really tasty, and far superior to their white rice.

This is wonderfully cryptic.

Also, if he'd been honest, Drake would've rapped, "Started from the middle now we're here."

To be fair, how can you really tell if Rihanna is bored? She's about as expressive as an oak tree...

Back in the day, Rick Mahorn was the master of that in the post.

That's not Brandon Jennings. He didn't hold onto it for 20 seconds before trying to pass it as a last resort.

I'm imagining him going full-Warren Beatty in Bullworth at this point...

Valverde is up to that challenge.

Oh, man, that's one of Saul's guys from Breaking Bad, isn't it?

Why not - Joba certainly looks like the missing link.

Next you'll tell me that doctors and nurses sometimes have relations.

I'm intrigued by the mysterious ellipses and additional Ts at the end of "out." I'd like to learn more.