Yeah, I've always thought of Axe's scent as the smell of musk and desperation.

To be fair, his fans are screamin'.

I did. Did you read the article or did you just scroll down to see if there was a Native American poster you could condescendingly explain cultural appropriation to?

I've met many a white person who claims we as a people made up the term, yes, so I totally know what you're talking about.

I was in a bookstore somewhere in LA, and on a pile of books I found a Hello Kitty wallet. There was someone a few feet away from me, facing away, who I thought worked at the store. I asked him, "Hey, do you work here, I found someone's wallet." He turned around and I stuttered, "Uh, no, I guess you don't." …

White people using the term "basic bitch" is now cultural appropriation. Chalk that up to one more phrase that has been diluted beyond all meaning.

Sorry, but I'm afraid my disingenuous righteous indignation regarding cheating in baseball is limited to PEDs.

Just one more thing the Cavs have in common with a minor league sports team.

I'm glad so many people are pointing out what a horseshit premise this.

It was actually 374, but Earl Boykins is admittedly tough to see in a crowd.

How depressing is Denver's franchise lore that they're celebrating the 20th anniversary of a mediocre team making the second round?

My favorite was, "You LOSE, chump!"

"I hope they lose their ass."

I can't imagine why the US hasn't embraced these histrionic athletes...

With all due respect, this is the best way to summarize the Pistons' season:

With all due respect, this is the best way to summarize the Pistons' season:

With all due respect, this is the best way to summarize the Pistons' season:

We're not sure what's more pathetic here: the blown call, or the cowardice of those who made it.

I am so fucking sick of this. Tom Izzo is the king of it - though he only does it, coincidentally, during the half that the Spartans are on defense on that end of the court.