I’m up here in Quebec all like:

my street doesn’t even get plowed if there is that little on it

Awwww. That’s cute. The punter thinks he’s people.

Player: Hello Coach Chip, how are you today?

That’s something you learn to hone while riding a motorcycle really quickly. Only replace “stupidest” with “murderest.”

Ignore them.

Texting and driving is terrible, but if I’m skipping some songs on Spotify at a light I shouldn’t get yelled at by some dick on a bike.

The first comes from the crew at RideApart, which inexplicably gave the rider, Samuel Ayres, a soapbox to stand on after he reprimanded a BMW convertible driver (of course) for playing with his phone at a traffic light. And then the guy clipped him down the road.

Agreed. I’ve had plenty of situations (like everyone has) where you’re nearly hit by someone. I’ll shake my head or hold up my hand questioning what they’re doing, but I’ll never do any more than that. Certainly never felt like cussing someone out was the best course of action...

I’ve gotten used to just shaking my head and keep going, lest the aggressor comes back. At which point, I’m just going to find the nearest exit.

“Wasn’t it addressed awhile back? And the only reason he’s quitting his job now is because it became public. [...] You have the right to address it privately. [...] He was a kid!”

Absolutely, unequivocally, categorically bat shit fu**ing crazy. It is absolute calamity with a huge economic disparity in what you see on the road. Brand new G65 AMG next to an old beat up and un-maintained VW transporter van that is over-filled (they use them as public transport). So you get the dudes in the shitty…

I like how he signaled before going into the shoulder to make an illegal pass.

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

Does it really matter if it's a butt or a belly? When it comes to RGIII, no one is really expecting accuracy.

My two favorites.

Dear Squids,

yes, nauseous pregnant women have been known to be global killers

I just returned from a week in several European countries. Rarely did I hear anyone mention the word Ebola, nor did any flight attendants try to harass any brown-skinned person with the sniffles. The Fox News (and their loyal sheeple) over-reaction to, and general hatred of anything remotely associated with Africa,…