How did this not make the list?

This list needs more Ronin

Dear Squids,

yes, nauseous pregnant women have been known to be global killers

I just returned from a week in several European countries. Rarely did I hear anyone mention the word Ebola, nor did any flight attendants try to harass any brown-skinned person with the sniffles. The Fox News (and their loyal sheeple) over-reaction to, and general hatred of anything remotely associated with Africa,…

>Throughout all of this, there's one company that's shifted its focustowards the American market.

What it comes down to is, stop being a bitch and buy a bike if you want a bike. Everyone comes up with a million excuses as to why they can't ride but most of them are just that, excuses.

We need to make helmets compulsory everywhere. I see so many people who, strangely, wear a jacket with no helmet. That's about like wearing a condom, but cutting the top off.

He went to on his knees and slid before making a religious gesture. Nice try. Quit trying to make a story out of something that isn't there.

As a Jersey City resident, these aren't that bad. People are just assholes and drive way too fast. And you can see them, since they are new pavement while the rest of the roads are grey and need repaving.

I teach scuba diving I discuss discount internet dive gear and why it is bad for you. I also discuss all sorts of safety related practices like not putting your mask on your forehead because it is a sign of panic. Anybody that disagrees with me is likely to drown at some point in their diving career.

The same goes for…

In defense of common sense though, even Ray Charles could have seen that was a terrible fucking call.

The brain, in particular, should be valuable, since it is practically unused.

I found a frame for his license plate

So, I count 4 sentences. Let me guess: you only read 3?

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

If you guys this kind of stuff, there's a cool 3D visualizer on a bigger scale called 100,000 Stars. I'm sure many of you have seen it. It's a bit heavy on the resources side, but it's very pretty and features a piece by Sam Hulick of Mass Effect fame.

Someone of that gender and socio-economic background will no doubt face the full fury of the law when she is punished. I am most surprised daddy didn't have her in a Range Rover or Cayenne or something.