My mother in law got me Star trek glassware I already had in my collection. I was so moved that she came over to the geek side to try to make me happy, I let it slide.

All of these asshole parents need to eat a bag of dicks! Al this teaches kids is that they cannot trust their parents.

Here he is with muttonchops and sould patch!

There is no lost and found box........There is an ass box!
Turk wants to buy a pen for Carla, but he doesn't have time to buy one. So he takes one out of the "Lost-and-Found-Box ", wraps it and gives it to Carla. Later, he is shown some X-rays from people who had various objects in their colons. Laverne tells him that…

AFUCKINGMEN. I am a liberal democrat who remembers when we tried to BUILD bridges with others, not burn them down while people were on them and laugh.

Yep. My mom always thought I was faking, and seemed genuinely pissed when she found out I was actually sick. Meanwhile, my two younger sisters always got a pass. It turns out, since I was the oldest, if I got sick then she had to do more work! Can't have her Coke, TEquila, and Xanax time interrupted can she!

They are!!

I had a lot of trouble finding this picture! My browser kept saying things like, " down, and to the left!", and, "That not a hole!" However Ms. Kristen Schaal, of The Daily Show, totally approves of this attraction!

Hehee! My dyslexia kicked in on that, and it was MUCH funnier! :]

I am partially disabled, and flew for the first time since 9/11 to Monterey CA to suprise Mrs. Gamer at a library conference. I was amazed at how many stupid people there were at security. They were arguing about their shoes, liquids, bags everything! A whole volleyball team full of special snowflakes held up the line…

Rifftrax does this all of the time. So did Mystery Science Theater 3000, and Cinematic Titanic.

Hey TRacie! I am a writer, and a former English teacher, with a B.A. in the subject. Your article was one of the best written, tight, coherent peices I have ever read on this site. I was born in Tucson, and we all knew this place was a craphole to work at. Kudos to you!

"A fisherman is still a fisherman even if he hasn't caught every fish. Each platform caters to slightly different tastes, and not everyone needs to share them."

Not in The GAMER household. I stay home with the kid, and am Captain HouseHusband for our little crew, including 2 insane cats. My wife got a promotion last year, so she works more to bring home the bacon. I fry it up in the pan. She hasn't had to touch a dish, or do a load of laundry in the last year. It works well.…

Agreed!

A game designer was clearly watching the Train/tank scene from Goldeneye!

Don't forget to collect only blue gems to put the fire out!