I don’t think I like the child proof caps example because what you’re protecting against is kids that are not mentally capable of reading instructions and avoiding hazards like swallowing medication not meant for them. Ya the parent should keep it out of reach but like you said kids explore and find stuff they…

“Expecting people to have to read a manual to understand something is the mark of a bad design” might be the most horse shit argument I’ve read in recent memory. And I’m not singling you out as the only person who thinks this way. I have read this time and again in regards to many recent news stories (particularly the…

Thats just, like, your opinion man.

I was pulling for the Sharks, but the Penguins clearly outplayed them. That said, Martin Jones is the truth.

It was only last night that I realized Olli Maatta had a mustache. So adorable to see him try.

Kessel got what he deserved as well.

The Cayman doesn’t leak water into its taillights.

Here’s an interesting animal kingdom fact:

Fuck you, punk.

That’s a swan. We make no claim to those long necked assholes with wings.

It’ll never stop being amusing to me the incredible hatred people have for Sidney Crosby. Guy is arguably the best player of his era.

I don’t know why I didn’t see this until now.

I honestly don’t know! That said, I try to bring it up every time Jalopnik mistakenly calls this “Chris Evans’ Top Gear” but I’m pretty alone in that.

it’s complicated. if both San Jose and Pittsburgh advance, Boston may just fall into the bay.

Poor Phil Kessel looked kinda offended for a split-second like “wow, did this guy just say my breath stinks?” and then he goes over all awkward and self-deprecating.

This is objectively false.

I appreciate that Phil looks like a guy that would waiting in line with you for the popcorn butter dispenser. Much respect for regular looking sports dudes. Keep your Lebron/Cristiano/Giancarlo freaks. Give me Phil who's dealing with the bottom coming out of his trashbag on the way to the curb.

I always come to win.

And a poor one at that considering that they held onto body-on-frame until 2002.

They only use it in low stress places, like the engine.