To be fair West Newbury Massachusetts is doing its part in keeping jorts relevant.

the "play the right way" generation is trying to smother it in the crib.

You mean like all the people on here who call BMW drivers asshats?

As of Feb 1st, it was estimated to be in 77.5 million homes. Hardly "5".

Pretty much every major cable/satellite company carries this channel. This isn't OLN....

You're fired.

Give Columbus a break, they're ecstatic about the Blue Jackets and their franchise-best 7th place finish in their conference.

Even on fire, I'd rather be in Atlanta than Columbus.

Dear Ohio,

In response, Atlanta threw another tire on top of Ohio and stoked it a few times.

Dear Columbus,

He goes on to add that whomever gave her the advice to be overly cautious in front of Congress should also probably get the boot.

... by calling the authorities and letting them handle it? If only.

There was this dog that used to take a dump on my lawn every morning until I popped him in the nuts with my trusty old Crossman. I bet that sonofabitch is still constipated.

You've got to be kidding me. There is plenty that could be constructed as a threat. And to compare American Airlines to George Zimmerman?

Man, you've gotta be desperate to come up with something like that. The girl did something STUPID and is going to pay for it. Heaven forbid some dumbass actually have to put up with…

Stop being asinine. You're going to send a message to an airline saying you're in Al Qaeda — a global terrorist organization responsible for tens of thousands of terrorist attacks, — and you're planning a big surprise on a specific date, then expect nothing to happen.

"There is nothing in her original statement that could be constructed as a threat against the airline." I think this is more of a joke than the tweet.

From a legal liability perspective, the airline has NO CHOICE but to forward idiocy like this to investigators. Let's do a thought experiment: the airline picks and chooses which "threats" they consider credible and forward onwards and which ones they don't. Then one day one of these "joke tweets" that's ignored comes…

Um, what about sending a message to an airline saying "on June 1st I'm gonna do something really big bye"? They absolutely have to investigate shit like that. The stupidest person in the US (and it might be this gal) would have to understand that statements like that will be investigated.

Would you rather have the airline treat it like he is just bring his wife's family in and have it actually turn out that it is a terrorist threat? We live in an age that everyone has to take their shoes off at the airport because of a failed shoe bomber. I would rather have them take this seriously than to have them…