Members of Jackass don't exactly have a sterling reputation when it comes to driving cars.

adding to Hernandez's woes, two bodies and a broken cell phone were found buried underneath.

So much for being immortarized in Florida history.

Bingo, it's not so much the revenue stat that makes me think the economy is doing better. It's the underlying data points that point to people as a whole doing better.

Right, go deeper. Repos are down. Delinquencies are down. Lease returns are up.

That's just the door. =)

You should see the rest.

Best. Fridge. Ever.

That. Was. Amazing. Fred, next beer's on me, what'll ya have?

Hello. My name is Fred. I write about motor racing on Jalopnik all the time and have done live blogs for the three largest endurance races in the world (Le Mans, Sebring and Daytona) for them over the past seven months. I know a little bit about sports car racing.

I'm laughing at the fucking post about the sasquatch you buttclown.

I'll tell you who it was. It was that damned Sasquatch.

Cadillac's flagship should be the following:

Not all women need a man to help them buy a car *raises hand*. Also, not all men need a woman to help buy them clothes.

As a Boston fan I find it hard to believe you wouldn't enjoy watching a man tongue wash another man's balls

You'll get no argument from me over the fact that Buck is possibly the worst thing of all the things ever, but why the ill will to Rivera because of it? I mean I get that you're a Sox fan, but as a baseball fan can't you just not be a Sawx fan for a minute?

"Shit teams from small markets don't make the NFL playoffs very often."

HOLY HELL!!!! My first instinct would have been to jump out of the van, franticly make sure everyone was OK, hug them if they were, call 911 if they weren't, pay for their stroller, and apologize profusely.

Apparently everyone is not me :(

Tim, I assume the reason "allowed" is in quotes is because you've seen the Vanderbilt running game in action?

That's incredible. He retired 30 years ago at this point, yet people are still finding Ferguson Jenkins' secret stashes all over Wrigley.

Were there sleeves on the hoodie?