Cyber bully alert! Reporting this to my local police! May the gods have mercy on your soul!

Waist to bust ratio doesn't seem biologically possible? I dare you to say that while in Latin America.

Here come the internet tough guys.

Stop stealing your comments of 9gag.

Well, I think Kotaku had a rough morning.

Every comment has the word "black" in it.

Be happy. =)

Haha you're mad.

-___- so confused.

Kid Cudi is the best! Oh my God bro! I adore his music, even his new album! Classic, man. He is so underrated.

and Big L, Nas, Pun??...

Finally, a game developer who makes games fun. I don't really care about some artsy, narrative, graphically innovating shit. Give me fun.

Ew...

ok

Heavy Rain?!

Guys it's honestly not about size!!!! Jesus!!! You can have a 5 inch shlong and make a girl wild. It's not about size; it's the way you move, bros! Don't be so insecure.

Yo, Kotaku! Your boy is short.

Hahaha

You've obviously never killed anyone by snapping their neck.

Hahaha. I'm actually from the right.