We all know like all German cars it will be way underrated in terms of power figures.

Real ‘merican horses, like mustangs or pintos...

Damnit Audi! You did it wrong.

Seriously Audi thought this was more important than letting us have an RS3 hatch or RS4?

I think his tweet was terrible timing and dumb, but we basically do next to nothing about medical mistakes, we have anti-vaxxers causing increases in flu cases, our mental health care in this country is a joke, and our safety standards with cars is actually pretty good but our infrastructure sucks and leads to…

If regular allocation cannot even begin until 2021 this might be one of the first Corvette models that initially makes buyers some money in private market resale.

Wrong. B8.5 is clearly the best looking generation.

Now THAT’S a clown shoe.

You don’t expect them to park with the poors, do you? 

The natural habitat of an Audi S-car is apparently parked on an airport runway. 

Uhhh, the first nude beach I saw was in Crete, circa 1985 when I was in the US Army and there was some talent on display. So much so that a sergeant, a brother from South Carolina if I recall, was so excited at the nekkid bodies taking in Mediterranean sun that he proudly did strut down the beach with his junk at…

sure, it’s a bunch of 40 year old bloated Germans with their junk proudly out 

Agreed. I have all of the respect in the world for what he did and it is so SO far beyond my abilities (and time, and finances, and garage space) to execute that I can’t really give him crap for it. I understand the stance scene and used to run with guys who had bagged cars like this. They’re great guys and just like…

yeah that is definitely exciting and terrifying at the same time. a nice incentive to try every car but also added pressure to try everything and sink a lot of time into it 

Sorta related: I sill think Kia missed an opportunity to sell the Optima wagon in the U.S

Your bio says I shouldn’t listen to you. So should I listen to you? Instruction not clear.

Pro(*) tip: When you do buy an S4 (and you should, at least once) buy the second model year version through Audi’s CPO program. So if you want this variant, get the 2019 version in 2021 or 2022. You’ll feel bad about yourself if you pay $70,000 for this car, but you’ll feel amazing about yourself if you pay $35-40,000…

Here’s mine. Same color, not stock.

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