Or don’t buy one because your 6 foot 3 inch tall sasquatch lookin ass wont fit in it.

That grill looks like someone moved an image around in a Microsoft Word document.....

Why are people still buying Roomba’s ?
A 17 year old me used to sell these when I worked at a Brookestone; I thought for sure these would not be around 10+ years later.... I STILL DONT GET IT, JUST SWEEP THE FLOOR YOU LAZY BUMS!

Why are people still buying Roomba’s ?
A 17 year old me used to sell these when I worked at a Brookestone; I thought…

Also pictured: You ruining some nice grass that never hurt anybody.

Exactly. 

Couldnt listen to that guys voice. I dont know why. It was just mega gross.

Couldnt listen to that guys voice. I dont know why. It was just mega gross.

It feels like the Japanese always have such interesting words for very specific meanings. “We can this, Wanatakyotobishu which means, to feed dogs within the Kyoto province during the hours of 6 to 8 pm.”

Taken from Car and Driver:

“ Don’t bother working out why the 3.0-liter six wears 40i badging and the 2.0-liter X3 goes by 30i (a moniker once used for six-cylinder X3s); Germany has all but given up numerology with any foundation in reality. “

I have been of the opinion for a while that, Buick has always been ableto make a great car but has not understood how to apply styling/design that makes enough people care to take it seriously. Does anyone else feel that way? Why/why not?

Fact: Wagons always have, and always will be, ahead of their time. So I see no problem with this thesis.

Over powered rear wheel drive vehicle + RUSSIAN teenager = What did you think was going to happen?

But... its Russia!

On this weeks episode of, “Let me tell you about this vehicle thats probably not going to come to the US because the American market is ok with mediocrity and being ugly and boring and it would probably be a little too expensive anyway but for some reason that’s not going to stop Jalopnik from pointing it out to…

Same goes for the Subaru community. Unless you have a wrx, forget about anyone waving back to you. I had a legacy wagon which is a somewhat rare car and usually known by subaru fanboys, and literally not one single driver in any other subaru has waved at me. So I said fuck it and bought an Audi s4.

God the butt shape of that car bothers me to no end. Same as a 2005 bmw 6 series. *Barf*

My first reaction was, “Oh god, someone must have suggested that because the civic did so well, that they should let the designers add all kinds of shapes and useless angles on the car..... please dont let that come true.”

Can confirm. I own an 05 lgt with Blizzaks. I make other drivers look real stupid when it snows.

I’m pretty sure it’s a goose/duck/waterfowl inner tube. I think...