Thanks for putting it so aggressively, EaD.

Fred and Friends would be a great company to market my party snack idea:

Cited.

Thank you for the colorful Urine sample.

Front end definitely vay-jay-jay-ish.

Young Steve: Charming, mischievous.

Paul Moller, eat yer heart out!

Sorry—I'd much prefer Percy Dovetonsil's eyeglasses, which sold for a similar amount last August...

It should be The Law in the SF Bay area...

Cars, like women, have different bouquets.

Because it was news to evvaboddy including Elon until he rapped it on the sperm of the moment...

We had just moved into our new (old Eichler) hillside house when, after returning home from brunch on a sunny Sunday morning, I looked up the driveway and saw smoke coming from our deck. As it happened, we were only a couple of minutes short of a major conflagration that day.

Agreed. Lots of ignorance about Brasilian culture among American gringos... Brasilian parents love to riff on American themes when it comes to naming their (sons, mostly)...Edison, Washington, Jefferson—all pretty tame first names. Then the riffing starts. Ednilson, Edmilson, Edelson, and so on. I've counted 12 Edison…

He owns two Lamborghini's WHAT? And he capitalizes Divorce Lawyer and Law Firm.

I could:

Buy it? I'll make one! I've got a CNC plasma cutter and a 170cc Honda motor with a 4 speed. Gotta be some way to cobble it up...

And if your tires are nitrogen-filled?

Silicon=sand.

I am happy to add my vote and even happier to realize that I'm not the only blue penciller in the crowd here at JHQ.

SuitSpeak for "leave us alone while we change the batteries"...