Test Drive 5 had better draw distance.

As far as I know, the C means city, and the arrow means forward thinking. Or something.

That's about my writing level at that age. I can guarantee I'm the only middle-schooler that has ever used "philosophical" in an actual conversation. Heck, I'd be surprised at adults that can make that claim.
I just mentioned I'm a middle-schooler on Kotaku. I shall prepare for purgatory.

Horse Guitar.

Oh, come on, Nickelback? :)

I like how it looks post-facelift.

The Lancia Delta.
A cheap family hatchback, to a purebred rally machine.

No, it's because most Americans are too stupid to teach their children of the dangers of a firearm, and how it should only be used in the most dire of emergencies.

My dad's window shattered when he closed the door. Do I win?

But see, it's only three-quarters of the way there. :D

But see, it's only three-quarters of the way there. :D

But see, it's only three-quarters of the way there. :D

Let's not forget about downforce, but I doubt GTAV's driving physics are on that level.

Damn it, Kinja, I don't know how to implement images anymore.

www.zombiehunters.org/wiki/images/Front-Wheel_Drive.gif
Drivetrain.

The rate at which your body burns energy. People with a higher metabolism burn more energy, so they eat more food, and vice versa.

*Nazi

Not for the elves. I doubt they work 24/7, you capitalist free-labor-loving pig.

X2014 power, none of the downforce. Now that would be hilarious.

Launch is on the 6th, tomorrow. You can download it on PSN, but it wot work until tomorrow.