That's not what I was looking for, but a gift is a gift nonetheless.

You give me a damn pony, then I'll get you some cookies.

I'd just like to point out that The Stig and I have never been seen in the same place.

If it were red, and the stripes were black, it might look pretty cool.

Finally got to use that file, huh?

Florida. So, was it driven by an old person in a Micky Mouse costume high on bath salts?

I didn't even know about it until I tried it at a Scottish-owned restaurant about a year ago.
A company needs to import it here to the U.S., that is the STUFF.

How about this vid instead?

How about this vid instead?

I couldn't help but notice how the women made a point and then said they were out of time, so he couldn't shoot it down.

They make it rain taxpayer money!

I felt like they were trying too hard to be mature with Twilight Princess. It never looked right to me.

How many changes of pants did you need when you did it?

Or...
He can barely keep it collared.
He can barely keep it on the leash.
So many missed opportunities.

I shot 10 chickens!
CROPDUST INCOMING!!!

DIS GIRL IS ON FIYAAAAAAAHHH

Jim Gaffigan? He tends to make fun of himself, I think he's funny.

Not sure what's better, the video, or KMFDM as the outro music.